[Well……..it’s either that or celebrate my birthday! Fortunately, there is no known film of my younger days. But there is this award winning song I hope you’ll enjoy. Also, some jokes and a cartoon. Happy 4th Birthday to Bryson, Mary Azzo, Juliana Whitt, and anyone else born today!]
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?