TODAY IS International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[Well……’s either that or celebrate my birthday! Fortunately, there is no known film of my younger days. But there is this award winning song I hope you’ll enjoy. Also, some jokes and a cartoon. Happy 4th Birthday to Bryson, Mary Azzo, Juliana Whitt, and anyone else born today!]

Pirate jokes

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

a buccaneer


About Paul Wharton

I am a cradle Catholic, a native West Virginian, and a priest since April 24, 1982. Spiritual Direction has made a tremendous difference in my life and I encourage people to try it out. My motto is "Progress not perfection." I am grateful that God has done for me what I could not do for myself.
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3 Responses to TODAY IS International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

  1. Lisa Musolin says:


  2. Many Happy Returns Father, and may God bless you always.


  3. Karen Stuebing says:

    Happy Birthday, Father Paul!! Enjoy your day.

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