Fun Friday with Friars


Lost on a rainy Friday night, a priest stumbles into a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, he’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips he’s ever had.

After dinner, he goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. He is met by two brothers, “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Francis.”

“I’m very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I’ve ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”

Brother Michael replied, “Well, I’m the fish friar.”

Father turns to the other brother and says, “Then you must be….”

“Yes, I’m afraid I’m the chip monk…”

Two members of a small monastery decided to open a florist shop to help raise money for their good works. The idea of buying beautiful flowers from gentle friars appealed to a lot of people in the town, and soon they were flocking to the shop.

Meanwhile, the florist across town saw his business virtually disappear when all his customers began buying flowers from the monks. He thought the monks had an unfair advantage, so he visited them and asked them to return to the monastery and leave business to businessmen. They politely declined. So he visited the monastery and asked the Abbot to convince the monks to abandon the business. He declined as well. Next the florist sent his mother, his parish priest, and his children to visit the monks, asking them to cease their business so the original florist could make a living. It didn’t work.

Finally, in desperation, the florist hired the town thug, Hughston McNasty, to use personal persuasion. Hugh McNasty showed up one night with a cudgel, shattered the windows of the monks’ shop, tossed their flowers out into the street, and gave the monks black eyes, promising them he’d be back unless they closed their business.

Terrified, the monks shut their store and returned to the monastery.

Proving, of course…… Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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About Paul Wharton

I am a cradle Catholic, a native West Virginian, and a priest since April 24, 1982. Spiritual Direction has made a tremendous difference in my life and I encourage people to try it out. My motto is "Progress not perfection." I am grateful that God has done for me what I could not do for myself.
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2 Responses to Fun Friday with Friars

  1. Sharon Buttaci says:

    I loved these!! The fish friar was my favorite!! Thanks!

  2. Bill says:

    Reprint , you punster!
    Or is it
    Repunt, you printer!
    The groans were heard through out the Internet
    Which is the goal of puns

    Thanks

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