Walking into the pub, Patick said to the bartender,
“Pour me a stiff one, Sean. I just had another tiff with the little woman.”
“Oh yeah,” said Sean. “And how did this one end?”
“Well I’ll tell ya now when it was over,” Patick replied, “herself came
to me on her hands and knees, she did.”
“You don’t say? Now that`s a switch! What did she say?”
“She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'”
Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks “Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like” Irishman scratches his head, then answers “A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. “Granted master” retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. “Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?” “You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle” he asks the Genies. “Well, for my final two wishes, I’d like another two of them”
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
St. Patrick’s Day Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!
Anagram: a word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase.
saint patrick day = adapt risky antics.
One woman says to the other, “I married my man on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh, really,” she politely replied.
“No,” said the first. “O’Reilly”